You know how when somebody does something that bothers you, you're supposed to deal with it right away instead of letting it fester? You didn't know? Well now you know, and the knowledge will help your relationships a whole lot. Back to my point - I knew I shouldn't let things fester, but I've been letting this one thing fester. It's been bothering me for several years I think, but I have never ever said a thing about it - not to an offender, not to a sympathizer - I've bottled it all up. It's way past time that I let it out, so today is the day:
URLs do not use backslashes!!!
Phew! That felt good. Most people do not seem to know the difference between a slash and a backslash - sometimes I wonder if people even know that slashes exist. Before the worldwide web, this wasn't much of an issue, but now that people are regularly giving out website addresses, it's a big deal. Especially now that MySpace is the big thing.
"Oh yeah, just check me out on MySpace. Myspace dot com backslash badfriggingrammar."
Why does it bother me so much? Several reasons:
- Colloquial use of improper English is only acceptable when it makes a word easier. For example, "Ain't" takes less time to say than "is not" or even "isn't." "Backslash" however, doubles the syllables of "slash." Why make a simple word more complex? Better question, why make an already unwieldy URL even more difficult to say than it has to be?
- It's one thing to accidentally substitute a similar word for the correct word, but "backslash" is the polar opposite of "slash." How would you feel if people considered you and your arch-nemesis suitable substitutions for each other? It's just not right. Spelling a URL with a backslash is like baking a cake with salt.
- And I guess if you don't know how a cake is supposed to taste, salt could be fine, but I know it should be sugar. If only I could be ignorant of what a slash - is like so many other people seem to be, I'd be fine . Unfortunately, that bliss is not mine.
It's horrible - at first I thought it was just a few non-tech-savvy people misusing "backslash," but it's not. I cannot recall ever hearing anyone spell a URL with a slash. Every time I hear "backslash," I cringe on the inside, but on the outside, I'm all smiles. I know it was wrong of me to hide my feelings instead of confronting the problem. I'm trying to make up for it by telling everyone that I can reach - it's a slash!